Cravings come in all shapes and colors. For some, it’s as simple as something edible. For others, it could be mind altering, detrimental even, such as caffeine, nicotine, crack cocaine or Justin Bieber.
The former was mine and it was screaming vanilla shake. Not just any vanilla shake. A Jack in the Box vanilla shake. The true test of a shake is how much shake you can get in your mouth on the first sip of the straw. If you can get a cheek full of liquid, then it’s simply a cold drink. With a Jack in the Box shake, the first sip you’ll get, for all intents and purposes, is jack. Continue reading The Not Vanilla Shake
Dear viewers of the Internets,
I am concerned about reactions regarding a musical performance at the 2013 VMA. I think Robin Thicke and MIley Cyrus’ duet was kick ass. The crowd seemed to enjoy it as well. Why the internets reactions state of shock and poor criticism is beyond me.
I guess my question is, what are you truly shocked about? Is it the over the top twerking or less than modest outfit? Is it the lyrics suggestive use of extra curricular medication or the twenty two Gene Simmons impersonations? Are you really that dumbfounded by Miss Montanas performance that you’re left agape?
All of us get lost in the darkness, dreamers learn to steer by the stars. -Rush, The Pass
You must be extremely disconnected with pop culture or you have the ignorance of a six year old. Where were you when Janet Jackson flashed her Super Bowl boob? Did you happen to see pictures of the pantiless Britney? Were you aware she shaved her head bald? Chers flat ass made its debut in the If I Could Turn Back Time music video. Also, there are two artist you might have heard about, Lady Gaga and Madonna. Are you truly that sensitive? Continue reading The Twerk Heard Around The World